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A Spaced Out Odyssey
The Fountain
Movie review by Nick Olds



I had no idea what was going on here, but I knew it was good.  I went into The Fountain expecting
to have my hood flipped, and it was, by amazing visuals that have to be seen on a 50 ft screen with surround
sound.  This was one of the most original movie experiences of my life, except…I was lost for about 50 of the
96 minutes.  I know it had something to do with mortality vs. immortality, at least that’s what the guy on the
date next to me said.  So I saw it again and after much thought (3 days) have concluded that it is a metaphysical
fantasy about finding the Fountain of Youth, a quest to stave off death, a reminder of how fragile life is, the
struggle between acceptance and denial of death, and the question of death as rebirth vs. death as game over.
Hmm, not exactly make-out movie material.

        And if that weren’t real enough, the story’s based around a book (The Fountain) that’s about the story. 
Confused?  Let’s have sex.  Damn.  I thought I’d get you while you couldn’t think straight.  Anyway, it’s heady
stuff and things aren’t made easier by the actual story, which follows three paralleled stories over three time
periods, all involving Hugh Jackman trying to save Rachel Weisz.


THE NEXT PARAGRAPH GIVES AWAY SOME PLOT  BUT SHOULDN’T STOP YOU FROM SEEING IT.

         In the first on-screen story, Jackman plays a 15th century Spanish conquistador sent to Mexico to find a
Holy Tree of eternal life in a Mayan village to save Queen Isabella (Weisz).  In the next, Hugh plays a modern
day medical scientist searching for a cure for his wife’s brain cancer.  And in the last, he plays a sort of Buddhist
space traveler who flies to a star to protect his Tree (Weisz being the tree) and ponder life’s mysteries.  I spent
the whole 2nd  viewing figuring that one out.
      
NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED REVIEW.

But that’s not to say The Fountain is a total Rubik's cube.  Themes of man as protector and woman as
life-giver translate easily throughout.  And that’s actually where you can begin to understand what director
Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requirm For a Dream) had in mind for the characters: the man cares about what’s
tangible and physical, whereas women woman cares more for the emotional and spiritual.  But Aronofsky is
careful to make the case that both need each other to not only create future life, but to carry each other through
their own.  Again, this is potentially heav-y for a weekend movie, but worth it.     
         Other mind expanding themes awash in The Fountain include physical bodies being prisons for our
souls, death as freedom and to a lesser degree, the merging of science and art.  But the really important thing to
look for here, is that The Fountain is not a start-to-finish story.  The stories all flow into each other as they
move in and out of time and setting with an effect similar to taking three acid tabs, chugging Robitussin and
listening to “In A Gadda Da Vida” a couple hundred times.
        Now, after all that, I know you’re getting impatient for a recommendation.  “Come on Nick, do we see  the
friggin’ movie or not?  Monday Night Football is on and we can’t wait any longer.  Besides, we’ve got all these
SNACKS!”
  Yes, see it.  Be warned though, you’ll be more confused than a bisexual at an orgy.  But The
Fountain is
most original movie of the year, or at least the weekend.  

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